Sinus Schminus

So I was sick yet again...... this weekend. I've decided I want my sinuses removed. Do they do that? Can I have my sinuses amputated? I think it wouldn't be so bad... I wouldn't be able to smell and yea that would be a bummer when it comes to smelling flowers and my husband's Cologne and his friend Ted who typically smells pretty good too. (Husband is OK with the fact that I smell his friends whatevs) I wouldn't have to smell the certain person in church who sat upwind of me on Sunday and although I can't smell much I could definitely smell them so I'm really really glad I was stuffed up. I'm also really glad they were in church I just wish they had been sitting somewhere else. Positives also include not smelling that smoke (can we see a theme here) and when I have to change diapers not smelling that wouldn't be bad.... If I lose smell then I lose taste which would could be good or bad... Not tasting chocolate cake would really suck...or would it? If I couldn't taste anything I probably wouldn't want to eat as much which in turn would make me really skinny and that would be a definite positive!! So anyone know where I can get my sinuses removed?